How to multiply small integers while <del>Markus</del> human

A session at Open Source Bridge 2013

Wednesday 19th June, 2013

10:00am to 11:45am (PST)

We all know how to multiply, more or less. And we can all multiply small integers in our heads when the need arises, often even arriving at something resembling the correct answer. You might even think that there was nothing more to say about the topic.

But, as it turns out, these two facts are almost entirely unrelated, and the puzzling consequences of this meta-fact are just the sort of crack we need to pry open the door to one of the greatest mysteries of our time, expose software development's dirty little secret (you know, the one which may well bring down our whole civilization), learn what makes people wealthy, and have a laugh or two in the process.

Time permitting, there will be a quiz at the end.

__Note: while this is technically a continuation of last year's talk (the gophers, go & golf-balls-plus-TNT one), I give you my word that people who saw that talk will not have an unfair advantage in understanding this one.__

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Markus J. Q. Roberts

I'm a {computer language (ruby|pascal| smalltalk|haskell|postscript| joy|javascript|lisp), AI, botany, chem, physics, math, biz, humor, lateral thinking} nerd bio from Twitter

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Time 10:00am11:45am PST

Date Wed 19th June 2013

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